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What (v) product are you? The stars know.

By The Ovee Team

Ever wonder if you’re more of a tampon or vibrator? Lube or birth control? Well, it all depends if you’re a Pisces or a Virgo. 


March 21 – April 19

The Pill

As the first sign of the zodiac, you’re always destined to be #1. Like the pill, you blaze a trail for others, and they love to follow your lead. As the “baby” of the zodiac, you need lots of attention and can throw quite the tantrum when you don’t get it.



April 20 – May 20

Warming Massage Candle

Taurus, your bullheaded nature means you’re headstrong and a little bit stubborn. But despite your sign’s notorious inflexibility, you have the ability to change if there’s good reason — like a warming massage candle’s wax that turns into massage oil when melted ;) You’re sensual and enjoy the finer things in life, so setting the mood with a candle and then some is just your speed!



May 21 – June 20

KY Yours + Mine Lube

You’re the sign of the twins, but that doesn’t mean you’re “two-faced.” You change as often as the weather, and some days we don’t know what the forecast is going to be. That’s why you’re the “cooling burst” lube, that has Vitamin E beads that send icy waves sporadically. Like you, it’s exciting — and a little nerve-wracking — because we never know when we’ll get it.



June 21 – July 22

Menstrual Cup

You are sensitive and loyal, with a ready shoulder to cry on. Cancer, you take in everyone’s energy until you’re filled to the brim and nearly overflow with emotion — but, like a menstrual cup, you’re able to keep it all in. Remember to take of yourself, too, otherwise, all your feels (and everyone else’s!) will spill over and leave a mess of feels.



July 23 – August 22


Your sign is ruled by the Sun, which means you’re used to having everything revolve you. Like an IUD, you’re the center of the universe (or at least the cervix), and being the hottest and latest contraceptive, everyone’s eyes are on you — just the way you like it.



August 23 – September 22

Eve by Glow tracking app

You have a sweet exterior, Virgo, but beneath the surface you are always analyzing, forming opinions and judgments. You look at everything underneath a microscope, which is why you’re the ultra-thorough cycle tracking app, Eve. Relax, Virgo! Sometimes you just need to let things be without hyper analyzing it.



September 23 – October 22

pH Balance wash

As the sign of the scales, you love balance in all aspects of your life — you can’t stand anything that’s unfair or off-kilter. That’s why you’re an order-restoring pH balance wash, because sometimes you have to take matters into your own hands.



October 23 – November 21

Eva Vibrator

You’re cloaked in mystery Scorpio, but you’re not that hard to figure out. There’s a misconception that you’re selfish, but you’re actually a fiercely loyal sign that’s all about giving as much as taking — that’s why you’re an Eva Vibrator, a couple’s vibrator that stimulates both partners during sex. Don’t let everyone’s misunderstanding of you kill your ~good vibes~



November 22 – December 21

Pregnancy Test

As the sign of wisdom and truth, Sagittarius loves to “tell it like it is.” Like a pregnancy test, people go to you when they want the straight-up truth. However, your honesty doesn’t always come in the prettiest package — people don’t always appreciate your bluntness, and a lot of time, it’s not what they want to hear.



December 22 – January 19

Organic and Biodegradable Pads

You are an old soul; you love rules and following tradition. You value the tried and true, and people know they can rely on you — but that doesn’t mean you’re stuck in the past. That’s why you’re the trusty pad, but with a new, conscious earth-friendly spin. Why fix what’s not broken, amirite?



January 20 – February 18

Soft discs

You’re a little bit eccentric, Aquarius, and people aren’t quite sure what to make of you at first, but once they get accustomed to your off-the-beaten-path ways, they’re on board (much like a soft disc). Sure, you’re a little bit out there, but that’s why people are so drawn to you in the first place!



February 19 – March 20


Pisces is symbolized by the fish, because you are always swimming in feels. As one of the most sensitive signs of the Zodiac, you are also the most compassionate — you absorb everyone’s feelings so much so that they turn into your own! That’s why you’re a tampon (super plus absorbency!) — you can’t help but take on everyone else’s baggage.


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