Adventures in sex positivity

Updated: Jul 24, 2019

By Anonymous

It all happened so quickly. The shock of it. One minuting we’re having sex and the next… BAM.

Yes dear reader, a man jizzed on my face post penetration. The physics of it all still haunt me.


As I sit there in the sticky mess, disgusted and eye stinging, all I could hear him say was, “I can’t believe you reacted like that. I thought because of your work you would be more sex positive than this.”


I tried to cool off. Took a walk. But as I ran my fingers through my cum encrusted hair the rage bubbled up again. Where was this coming from? Accidents happen. It shouldn't be a big deal.


Angrily throwing my semen coated sheets in the laundry, the words rang in my ears, "I thought y